The Angry Baby

The Angry Baby desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Baby always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Angry Baby desperately desired a stapler that they would often drop. It might be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Angry Baby desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Angry Baby craved for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Angry Baby craved for a sponge that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.