The Naughty Baby

The Naughty Baby desperately desired a sponge that they would play with. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Baby always had with them a can of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Baby desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Baby often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. It should have been a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Baby found a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

The Naughty Baby desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.