His Fucking Baby

His Fucking Baby carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Baby often carried a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Baby found a piece of paper that they liked to drop. One might say this is a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was exciting. A piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Fucking Baby always had with them a helmet that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was selected.

His Fucking Baby needed a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Baby carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A can of Tango would be the item that was selected.