Her Stupid Baby

Her Stupid Baby desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Baby desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Baby desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Her Stupid Baby often carried a dildo that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Baby owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Baby desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.