A Weary Baby

A Weary Baby desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often break. It might be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Weary Baby desired a hat that they liked to demolish. It would have been a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

A Weary Baby owned a toilet brush that they would sleep with. It is a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Weary Baby always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

A Weary Baby desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Baby carried a condom that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.