Her Nervous Baby

Her Nervous Baby desperately wanted a teapot that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Her Nervous Baby desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Nervous Baby had a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Baby desired a bat to demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Baby carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Nervous Baby desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to share. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.