Grumpy Baby

Grumpy Baby desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Baby craved for a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Baby desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Grumpy Baby looked for a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Baby always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Baby always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A piece of paper was the chosen item.