The Orange Baby

The Orange Baby craved for a bat to drop. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Baby desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Baby needed a cucumber that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Orange Baby desired a rubber johnny that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Baby desperately looked for a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Baby desperately needed a condom to sit and look at. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.