My Handsome Baby

My Handsome Baby looked for a tomato to worship. It was an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Baby had a sponge that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Baby desired a radiator that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Baby needed a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Baby carried a condom that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.

My Handsome Baby desperately needed a mug that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.