The Fat Baby

The Fat Baby desperately searched for a vibrator that they would throw. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Fat Baby desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an odd operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Fat Baby desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Fat Baby often carried a can of coke that they would put up their bum. One might say this is an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Fat Baby desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Baby searched for a computer that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.