My Bum Loving Baby

My Bum Loving Baby wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Baby had a magic 8 ball that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Baby looked for a cup that they would smash. This seems a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Baby always kept a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was amazing. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Baby carried a cheese grater to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Baby owned a can of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.