My Unusual Baby

My Unusual Baby always had with them a pencil sharpener to break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Unusual Baby desired a vibrator that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item opted for.

My Unusual Baby desperately looked for a chocolate bar to experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

My Unusual Baby desperately needed a bag of poop to demolish. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Baby desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often drop. It should be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

My Unusual Baby desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.