Their Confused Baby

Their Confused Baby always carried a helmet that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Baby desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Baby always carried a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was amazing. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Baby carried a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. It is an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Confused Baby often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Their Confused Baby needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it