The Square Baby

The Square Baby desperately wanted a wig to put on his head. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baby needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Square Baby carried a set of lego that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby had a cucumber that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.