A Depressed Baby

A Depressed Baby carried a dildo that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Baby often carried a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A tomato was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Baby searched for a little monkey to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is stunning. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Baby owned a stretchman that they would play with. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A stretchman of all things.

A Depressed Baby wanted a tomato that they sometimes break. It should be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Baby always had with them a set of lego that they would often hug. It would be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.