The Exciting Baby

The Exciting Baby needed a can of coke that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Baby had a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Baby looked for a pint of beer that they would break. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer of all things.

The Exciting Baby desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Baby desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Baby searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.