The Weary Baby

The Weary Baby desired a spade that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Baby had a bat that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Baby always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was fun. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Weary Baby always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Weary Baby found a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It is a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Weary Baby owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.