My Beautiful Baby

My Beautiful Baby always kept a block of cheese that they would often play with. It should have been an original thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was fun. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Beautiful Baby always kept a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Baby desired a helmet that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet being the item selected.

My Beautiful Baby desperately needed a bag of flour to sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bag of flour having that done to it

My Beautiful Baby craved for a condom that they would hug. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a condom being the chosen item.

My Beautiful Baby desperately needed a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.