The Scary Baby

The Scary Baby looked for a wig that they would smash. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

The Scary Baby desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Scary Baby always kept a sponge to eat. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be fun. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baby often carried a rubber johnny that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Scary Baby desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It is a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Scary Baby often carried a condom that they would often eat. This is certainly a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom being the thing selected.