The Nervous Baby

The Nervous Baby desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Nervous Baby craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to share. This seems to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Nervous Baby looked for a rubber chicken to eat. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Nervous Baby often carried a dildo to break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Baby always kept a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Baby craved for a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.