The Fucking Baby

The Fucking Baby desired a radiator that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Baby desperately wanted a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Baby found a rubber chicken to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Baby always kept a painting of a melon that they would play with. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Baby always had with them a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Fucking Baby always kept a bottle of wine to smash. It would be an odd action, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.