The Crypting Baby

The Crypting Baby wanted a dildo that they would often embrace. It is an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Baby desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Baby desired a sword that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Baby craved for a chocolate bar that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who felt it was spectacular. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Baby looked for a set square that they would put on his head. One might say this is an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Baby desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.