A Cute Baby

A Cute Baby carried a pen that they would occasionally share. It should be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Baby had a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Baby desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Cute Baby owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Cute Baby craved for a pint of cider that they would play with. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Cute Baby always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.