The Handsome Baby

The Handsome Baby desperately needed a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Baby desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Baby looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Baby wanted a ball that they sometimes drop. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Baby desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Baby desperately needed a stretchman that they would put up their bum. It was an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.