His Magical Baby

His Magical Baby desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Magical Baby desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

His Magical Baby needed a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Magical Baby wanted a bat that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. A bat would be the item that was selected.

His Magical Baby always had with them a custard pie to cuddle. It would be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Magical Baby wanted a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a different proposal, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.