Bum Loving Baby

Bum Loving Baby had a computer that they would often cuddle. It would have been an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Baby looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Bum Loving Baby wanted a helmet that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Baby desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A radiator being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Baby often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is amazing. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Baby had a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.