The Jolly Baby

The Jolly Baby craved for a radiator that they liked to worship. It is a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Baby desperately wanted a rubber johnny to experiment on. It was a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Baby always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Jolly Baby carried a toilet brush that they sometimes eat. It is a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Jolly Baby always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Baby had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.