My Funny Baby

My Funny Baby carried a chocolate bar that they would break. It would have been a strange action, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Baby carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Funny Baby often carried a bottle of beer that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Funny Baby often carried a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Funny Baby desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would annihilate It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Funny Baby had a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.