The Bewildered Baby

The Bewildered Baby searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Baby owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Baby always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby desperately wanted a stretchman to annihilate One might find this to be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Baby always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. It is a curious idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.