The Horny Baby

The Horny Baby desperately needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes drop. This seems to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Baby wanted a spade that they would demolish. This could be considered a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Horny Baby desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Baby desperately wanted a bottle of wine to smash. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Horny Baby always carried a stapler to play with. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Baby desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a helmet would be the chosen thing.