His Foolish Baby

His Foolish Baby desperately looked for a bat that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

His Foolish Baby always kept a vibrator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

His Foolish Baby desperately needed a custard pie to demolish. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Foolish Baby desperately desired a dildo that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

His Foolish Baby owned a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Baby carried a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.