My Special Baby

My Special Baby always had with them a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat of all things.

My Special Baby owned a pint of beer to put up their bum. It is a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was epic. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Special Baby always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to demolish. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Special Baby needed a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Special Baby desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a funny action, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.

My Special Baby desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.