A Tired Baby

A Tired Baby always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

A Tired Baby desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. It was a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be magnificent. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Baby always carried a teapot to smash. This seems a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to choose.

A Tired Baby owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Tired Baby desperately searched for a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

A Tired Baby desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.