Her Famous Baby

Her Famous Baby desperately craved for a little monkey to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

Her Famous Baby desperately craved for a tomato to hug. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Her Famous Baby carried a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Famous Baby desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Her Famous Baby craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Famous Baby desperately needed a rubber johnny to demolish. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.