Beautiful Baby

Beautiful Baby wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Baby searched for a little monkey to put on his head. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Beautiful Baby had a crown that they would smash. It might be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A crown being the chosen item.

Beautiful Baby desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Beautiful Baby craved for a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising action, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be wonderous. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.

Beautiful Baby always kept a vibrator that they would often cuddle. It was an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.