His Bum Loving Baby

His Bum Loving Baby had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

His Bum Loving Baby always carried a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Baby searched for a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a different idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Baby desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Baby desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Bum Loving Baby always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.