The Handsome Baby

The Handsome Baby desperately desired a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Baby found a stapler that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler having that done to it

The Handsome Baby desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Baby desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes share. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Baby owned a computer to play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Baby always carried a bottle of beer that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.