The Brainy Baby

The Brainy Baby owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Baby desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Baby desperately desired a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Baby found a cup to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Baby always had with them a cheese grater that they would throw. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Baby desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.