The Confused Baby

The Confused Baby desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would worship. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Baby desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Confused Baby looked for a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Baby found a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Baby wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Baby had a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.