A Talented Baby

A Talented Baby owned a condom that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Talented Baby always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Baby desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Talented Baby desired a melon that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Talented Baby looked for a cucumber to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Talented Baby needed a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.