His Eccentric Baby

His Eccentric Baby wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Baby often carried a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Baby desperately desired a mug that they liked to break. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a mug is the item to select.

His Eccentric Baby found a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Baby desired a ball that they would sometimes break. It should be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Baby found a cheese grater to put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.