His Ugly Baby

His Ugly Baby owned a big sponge that they would occasionally hug. It is a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Baby desperately craved for a pint of beer to share. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

His Ugly Baby desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Ugly Baby always kept a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

His Ugly Baby needed a ball that they would occasionally throw. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is fun. A ball being the item opted for.

His Ugly Baby looked for a helmet that they sometimes eat. It should have been a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.