The Confused Baby

The Confused Baby needed a set square to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Baby always kept a bat to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Baby often carried a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Baby always kept a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Confused Baby carried a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Confused Baby always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.