His Exceptional Baby

His Exceptional Baby owned a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Baby always kept a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Exceptional Baby owned a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Baby carried a sword that they would eat. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

His Exceptional Baby desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A crown being the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Baby desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A porno magazine being the item opted for.