His Retarded Baby
His Retarded Baby craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.
His Retarded Baby searched for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.
His Retarded Baby always carried a porno magazine that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.
His Retarded Baby desperately desired a crown that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.
His Retarded Baby desired a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels it was sublime. A sword being the item opted for.
His Retarded Baby desperately craved for a set of lego that they would demolish. It is a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.
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