Boring Baby

Boring Baby desperately desired a pencil sharpener to annihilate It is considered to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Boring Baby desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Boring Baby wanted a tomato that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Boring Baby needed a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush having that done to it

Boring Baby desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Boring Baby always had with them a big sponge to break. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.