His Boring Baby

His Boring Baby owned a teapot that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

His Boring Baby desired a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was wonderous. A melon was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Baby desperately needed a sponge that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought it was exciting. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.

His Boring Baby needed a bottle of coke that they would often throw. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Boring Baby desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Boring Baby often carried a condom that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom having that done to it