The Famous Baby

The Famous Baby craved for a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Baby always kept a bag of poop that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be entertaining. A bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Famous Baby wanted a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Famous Baby searched for a can of Tango that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Baby desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Famous Baby desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen thing.