The Boring Baby

The Boring Baby always had with them a ball that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Baby desperately searched for a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Baby always had with them a tomato that they sometimes break. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Boring Baby owned a cup that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Boring Baby wanted a set square that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.

The Boring Baby wanted a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.