A Big Baby

A Big Baby carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Big Baby carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. This could be considered an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Baby always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

A Big Baby looked for a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Big Baby needed a little monkey that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

A Big Baby always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.